Io se fossi (live) - Giorgio Gaber traduction en anglais

Io se fossi (live)

Io, io se fossi la RAI
Comprerei Berlusconi, tac
Io se fossi Ornella Muti
Non parlerei neanche sotto tortura
Io, se fossi Strehler
Non farei tante scene
Io se fossi Longo
Farei finta di niente
Io se fossi Reagan
Mi farei scrivere i testi da Woody Allen, che fa più ridere
Ah
Io se fossi la SAUB
Mi darei malata
Io, se fossi Maurizio Costanzo
Chiederei quante volte e con chi, anche di dietro il resto è vita
Io, se fossi il mago Zurlì
Getterei la maschera e prenderei a calci in culo i bambini dello Zecchino D'oro
Uoh
Io, se fossi Iannacci
Farei un duo, eh sì
Io, se fossi Cecco Angiolieri
Vorrei i diritti d'autore
Io se fossi Dio
Ho già detto
Io, se fossi Gaber

I Were (live)

I, I If I were RAI
Would buy Berlusconi, snap
I if I were Ornella Muti
I wouldn't speak even under torture
I, if I were Strehler
I wouldn't make so many scenes
I if I were Longo
I would pretend not to know
I if I were Reagan
Would have my lyrics written by Woody Allen, who is funnier
Ah
I if I were SAUB
I would get sick
I, if I were Maurizio Costanzo
I would ask how many times and with whom, even behind the rest is life
I, if I were the magician Zurlì
I would throw away my mask and kick the children of Zecchino D'Oro in the ass
Uoh
I, if I were Iannacci
Would make a duo, yeah
I, if I were Cecco Angiolieri
Would want the royalties
I if I were God
I already said
I, if I were Gaber