paroles de chanson Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake Rap Battle (feat. Andrea Storm Kaden) - J.T. Machinima feat. Andrea Storm Kaden

I've been the Tomb Raider since '96
Nathan Drake, you wish you were as fine as this
The name's Lara Croft, I'll amaze the world
To think twice when they underestimate a girl
I'm an actual genius, that's a fact boy
You got nothing on me, you douche-y frat boy
I'm making history, you're just in it for the money
People think you're cute, but I prefer Sully
He's all yours, he's practically my father
If that's what you're into go ahead, I won't bother
Speakin' of dads, your daddy was dope
Living in his shadow, that's gotta blow
My douche-y demeanor? I hate to say you like it
Join me Lara, cause you'd make a great sidekick
You're walkin' in my footsteps, even since you started
Cause everywhere I've been was already uncharted
I love to wonder what's undiscovered
It's one big world out there, so much to plunder
We're climbing mountains and going down under
I found it first so you can go find another
You know that I'm the best, that you can't mistake
Because I'm the descendant of Sir Francis Drake
Yes I'm in it for the money, but for what it counts
I always save my friends, that's what I'm all about
And hey I dig your style, I like your butt
You could be so cool if you'd lighten up
See, you know what good a little humor can do me
Stick around Lara, and I'll make you my groupie
Take your eyes off me, you hopeless fan boy
You think you'll outsmart me? You know you can't, boy
I'm more resourceful than MacGyver
I don't need a man, cause I'm a lone survivor
You've found some temples and ancient stuff?
But every single time, you just blow them up
You're just lucky, cause you got no skill
Take a good look, because looks can kill
I love to wonder what's undiscovered
It's one big world out there, so much to plunder
We're climbing mountains and going down under
I found it first so you can go find another
You're predictable, Nathan Drake
When you're on the mic, I can't stay awake
Listen Miss Croft, you sound pissed off
You look at me and just wish you were this hot
Coming from the Indiana Jones rip-off?
Here's a map Nate, so you don't get lost
If you got brains? Put 'em to use
The only good thing about you is your... eyes
Your cheap one-liners are lame as can be
And I bet that you wish that Elena was me
I work on my own, don't need any help
No wonder you're single, you're full of yourself
I got stacks of riches and mountains of fame
At the end of my adventures I go out with a bang
Let's make a truce, you're not the worst
But still, don't forget who got here first
I love to wonder what's undiscovered
It's one big world out there, so much to plunder
We're climbing mountains and going down under
I found it first so you can go find another