paroles de chanson Mercy VS Medic Rap Battle - J.T. Machinima
Prepare
yourselves
For
a
rap
battle
unlike
any
you've
heard
before
They've
got
the
wholesome
heals
The
biggest
buffs
The
strongest
support
around
Take
it
away!
It's
time
for
your
prognosis
The
doctor
is
in
Heroes
never
die
But
you're
not
one
of
them
I
arrive
on
swift
wings,
like
a
bird
in
a
hurry
If
you
have
an
emergency,
get
word
out
to
Mercy
I
may
have
a
halo,
but
I'm
no
angel
With
my
damage
buffs
I
can
make
your
life
painful
Who
will
patch
you
up
after
I've
hurt
you
badly?
Better
call
the
medic
- oh
wait,
that's
me!
(Haha)
Prepare
for
your
examination
If
you
don't
have
your
papers
then
you
face
extermination
Pardon
me,
frau,
how
did
you
become
a
doctor?
Where
I'm
from,
only
men
get
that
job
offer
Did
I
strike
a
nerve?
Yes,
I
think
it's
working!
See,
healing
is
not
as
rewarding
as
the
hurting
You
were
doomed
from
the
start,
dummkopf
And
your
lyrics
are
almost
as
weak
as
you
are
I'm
at
the
top
of
my
field
I
could
give
you
guidance
After
all,
I
heard
about
how
you
lost
your
license
Messing
with
me
isn't
healthy,
here's
a
warning
After
this
battle
take
some
aspirin
And
call
me
back
in
the
morning
For
your
sake,
I
hope
that
you
can
self-heal
quickly
I
can
glide
and
fly,
good
luck
keeping
up
with
me
Pity
on
your
bad
rhymes
always
flatline
On
a
scale
of
1 to
10,
where's
your
pain
at?
NEIN!
Stay
where
you
belong,
on
the
sidelines
Or
the
only
flatlining
will
be
your
vital
signs
Your
healing
stream
won't
clean
up
this
bloodbath
My
Ubercharge
is
Wunderbar,
your
skills
are
Wunderbad
I
haven't
lost
my
sanity,
I'm
simply
going
mad
Kill
them
all!
Those
are
just
the
voices
in
my
head
Wait,
hold
the
mic,
I
need
to
heal
my
team,
stat!
So
do
I,
sorry,
we'll
be
right
back!
I
can
give
you
strength
I
can
make
you
tough
I
will
heal
all
your
pain
And
your
attack
will
be
buffed
If
I
can't
use
weapons,
or
defend
you
with
violence
I'll
have
your
back
and
help
you
kill
them
with
kindness
Alright,
enough
with
that
scheisse!
Watch
your
language,
schweinhund!
Hey!
That's
my
word!
I
know,
because
it
describes
you
perfectly
Let
me
give
you
some
doctor-assisted
homicide
Hold
on,
am
I
speaking
to
Jekyll
or
Hyde?
My
diagnosis
- split
personality
Check
your
mail,
I'll
send
my
consultation
fee
But
it
doesn't
take
a
doctor
to
see
that
There
is
no
prescription
to
treat
whatever
he
has
Your
overheal
is
overrated
A
quick-fix
won't
save
you
from
being
outdated
My
ultimate
can
raise
the
dead
from
the
grave
But
be
careful
when
you
use
it,
it
might
go
to
waste!
You'll
never
get
close
enough
to
put
it
in
action
Have
you
ever
seen
combat?
Or
are
you
always
this
passive?
I
hope
you
have
no
phobia
with
syringes
Because
it
wasn't
medicine
that
I've
put
in
them
Soon
I'll
be
saying,
auf
wiedersehen
As
for
the
XP
I've
gained,
Danke
Schoen
My
ubercharge
is
almost
ready
my
friends
But
if
you
get
killed
you'll
have
to
recharge
it
again
Could
I
borrow
your
bonesaw
for
one
moment,
dear?
I'm
performing
an
autopsy
on
your
career
Ever
heard
of
the
Hippocratic
Oath?
REDRUM,
REDRUM!
I
didn't
think
so
How
ironic,
Mercy
destroyed
ya
And
I
enjoyed
it
- schadenfreude
Above
all
else,
do
no
harm
You
won't
have
that
problem
with
your
wimpy
sidearm
When
I
use
my
crossbow
my
range
is
even
longer
If
you
wanted
to
do
that,
you'd
have
to
talk
to
Ana
I
would
finish
you
off,
but
my
team
can
do
the
rest
I
have
better
things
to
do
- Oktoberfest!
Wait
a
second
medic,
my
team
needs
health
again!
So
does
mine,
why
am
I
the
only
one
helping
them?
You
will
be
cared
for
You'll
be
kept
alive
I
can
be
your
support
Just
try
not
to
let
me
die
I'm
defending
our
dps,
and
buffing
our
tanks
It
just
sucks
when
no
one
gives
us
a
"thanks"
Nobody
wants
to
thank
you,
they
all
think
you
are
crazy!
I
will
murder
them
all!
You
need
professional
help,
and
I'm
here
to
listen
I
know
your
ego
is
in
critical
condition
(Haha)
Speaking
of
critical,
taste
my
Kritzkrieg!
And
I'm
so
quick,
Widowmaker
couldn't
hit
me!
You
are
snail,
I
am
schnell
Say
hello
to
Adolf
when
you
see
him
in
hell
Biohazard
- my
rhymes
are
dirty
At
the
end
of
this
rap,
I
will
show
no
Mercy!
Maybe
we
can
reach
a
medicinal
agreement
When
it
comes
to
healers,
everybody
needs
them
And
we
get
no
credit!
Well
said,
Medic!
Hey,
can
I
get
a
heal
over
here?
FORGET
IT!
I'm
done
cleaning
up
Cause
I
quit
this
job
I've
been
working
my
ass
off
Like
a
single
mom
When
a
healer's
neglected,
then
you'll
all
end
up
dead
Next
time
I
die
I'll
just
respawn
as
offense!
Hey,
can
I
get
a
heal
over
here?
Where
are
the
healers
at?
Come
on,
I've
died,
like,
three
times,
where
are
the
healers?
I
need
some
heals!
Somebody?
Can
I
get
some
support?
We
need
some
heal-
ugh
oh
my
god
I
need
a
res!
Hello?
Oh
come
on,
why
weren't
you
buffing
my
attack?
Ugh
Somebody!
Can
I
get
a
res?
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