paroles de chanson Out of Your League - J.T. Machinima

Skullkruncher13, representin'
I had somebody ask me a question
How many times can I rhyme "League of Legends"
So I said "okay, give me a second"
This isn't League of Legends, all I see is peasants
You'd better take your seats, let me teach some lessons
I don't mean to tank, but I can be aggressive
I'm dealing tons of damage, Phreak, meet your reckonin'
Your AOE's won't even be affective
Janna at my back with a shield, protected
See the massive tower that I keep erected?
No wonder my right arm is stronger than my left is
What will I do next, son, I'll keep you guressin'
Come with me team, let's defeat the Nexus
"I don't need defenses, I'll just keep on pressin'"
You'll just feed the enemy, don't be Leroy Jenkins
You're worse than Teemo, you'll never be respected
You don't want beef with me, like Shen and Zed
Because the unseen blade is the deadliest
By the end you'll be sayin' "let's just be friends"
I'm on a warpath to be the best
So if you're playin' Warcraft, keep your feeble quests
This is League of Legends, and I will lead my minions
What can your AD do to a sea of weapons
I'm like Dr. Mundo, a beast who's steppin'
On anyone who's even gonna keep me from gettin'
To the end of my lane, better get out of my way
Unless you wanna meet your death, I'll beat your head in
Can't you see all this XP I'm gettin'
From every single PVP session I'm wreckin'
And if your team gets beaten, at least you'll be in second
"I need a credit card mom, this ain't a cheap obsession"
You wanna be a champion in League of Legends?
Then get on your knees, you're gonna need my essence
We gotta be a team to keep progressin'
I'm outta rhymes now, and I need a breath
I'll be clearing these lanes
Ganking, taking your names
Making my way to diamond
You got nothing on me
Cause I'm out of your league
Got your team in a riot
Nobody's sassin' me, I'm an assassin, see
My aim is impeccable because it has to be
AP carry and I'm gonna carry the team
I'll rise from the Ashe with a lot of masteries
It's a sacrifice to fight savagely
But I'm a straight up gankster, call me Master Yi
Kinda surprised nobody's banning me
Oh, god damn it, not another Annie, please
We're gonna squash you flat like an arachnid queen
Better beware the spells that I'll cast at thee
This rap deserves a plaque, it's a masterpiece
Even Jhin doesn't have skills matchin' me
Cause I'm the Virtuoso, and I've heard it all
Now get off my stage, this is your curtain call
You wanna nerf me now? You better nerf my balls
I'm worse than Jinx, I'm gonna murder y'all
You've never seen a DJ quite as epic as this
When I'm jamming with Sona, don't belittle my tits
Or I'll snap your limbs and make you fiddle with sticks
And then I'll knock you off into the Howling Abyss
Like Rengar's targets, one shot, you're gone
No wonder! I'm in diamond, you're stuck in bronze
Quit with the tunnel vision, time to teach you noobs
They're probably all tripping on Teemo shrooms
I'll be clearing these lanes
Ganking, taking your names
Making my way to diamond
You got nothing on me
Cause I'm out of your league
Got your team in a riot
Snowballin', now I'm on a roll
If I go MIA, I'm probably countin' all my gold
My name will be Ekko through lanes
I need some crowd control
We ain't got time for laughs
But we still call it LoL
Even when I'm Lee Sin
I can see everythin'
I got eyes all over
Now I need to mention
Playin' League of Legends
I will be your best friend
Unless you make us enemies, you're dead then
I'll be clearing these lanes
Ganking, taking your names
Making my way to diamond
You got nothing on me
Cause I'm out of your league
Got your team in a riot