paroles de chanson Monogamy Is So Weird - Margaret Cho

So even though everything else is insane, actually for once my life is
Really good. I just got out of a long-term relationship and monogamy
Is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff. It's just really
Different, I think that you know we live together and when you live
Together sex takes on a whole new dimension. I feel like a prostitute
That works for really low rates.

I'll do oral and anal if you take out the garbage.
I'll lick your balls if you open this jar.
Do I have to eat your ass to get you to mow the lawn?!
But we had been together for so long that we never
Fought over anything so there was never any point
Of entry into the break-up. It was just hard to get into,
Like how do you, you know it's like trying to jump into
An already started game into double dutch like,
"I fucking hate your guts!" "Let's just be friends!"
"When we make eye contact, I want to die!"