paroles de chanson We Are Not a Cult (feat. Local Cheddar) - Mayor Wertz

We are not a cult
We're just here to love you
We are not a cult
Give us your things of value
We are not a cult

It all started with a Facebook chat
Friend from high school said I could make fat stacks
An opportunity to get in on the ground floor
500 dollars out the door
Tupperware is the game, plastic containers
Learned all the selling techniques from the trainer
Keeping food fresh, but we're way fresher
Gotta sell all this stuff, you know no pressure
2 Years later, we've become an empire
After a few more parties, and several bonfires
We've got hundreds of followers on the Compound
With no illegal stuff to be found
Everyone's happy here, no need to question
Selling Tupperware is our only suggestion
We all owe this to our dear friend Heather
Chayla, you need to take a look at this letter
Oh thank you, you may go now
What does it say
It says we have to pay taxes
Well we're not doing that

We are not a cult
We're just here to love you
We are not a cult
We are not a cult
Give us your things of value
We are not a cult

Running through the forest, tupperware in hand
No way we're giving a cent to the man
If they want our money, they gotta act fast
Grab a lid, we're burying this cash
How did they find us hiding in plain sight
I doubt we'll survive through the night
I just wanted to sell some tupperware
Now everyone in the government cares
It was my flaw to believe in your vision
But I've come to my final decision
Everyone, come join us and take this pill
If you don't you'd be disobeying our will
Lifeless bodies, there goes our community
Heather calls with another opportunity
Spit the pills out we're gonna be rich
Skinny tea is here, all we need is a pitch!

We are not a cult
We're just here to love you
We are not a cult
We are not a cult
Give us your things of value
We are not a cult

Keep all your things fresh
You can put it in the dishwasher
You can run it over with a Steamroller
And in the oven
Just take our word for it
Seriously just do it
And how would you even rent it
Right
It's like 9 grand to rent, don't waste your time
Yeah, and plus like you need a license

We are not a cult
We're just here to love you
We are not a cult
We are not a cult
Give us your things of value
We are not a cult
We are not a cult
We're just here to love you
We are not a cult
We are not a cult
Give us your things of value
We are not a cult