Detergent II

I'll tell you a product I don't understand
Biodegradable laundry detergent
I mean, uh, how can they use that as a selling point?
Of course laundry detergent degrades
If it didn't, you'd never need to buy a second box of it
You could just reuse the first one

(AUDIENCE MEMBER: "Shut up, you fucking asshole")
Um, we're recording here tonight
Could you say forking next time?
Forking Ice Hole?
That way we can get this thing into Walmart

All right