Puerto Rico

Speaking of which
How many Puerto Ricans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, one can do it just fine
The Puerto Ricans are a fiercely independent people
As demonstrated by the efforts
Of the Puerto Rican Independence Party, or PIP

To find out more about PIP
Or to donate to this worthy cause
Visit their website at WWW PIP dot org dot pr
That's WWW PIP dot org dot pr
The Puerto Rican Independence Party

I, I don't have a deal with
A Puerto Rican Independence Party
It's just my management is trying to find me
Some work doing public service announcements
So we're putting that on this album as a demo
To show people I'm capable of, uh, doing that type of work
Because, you know, that can be quite lucrative