paroles de chanson Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle) - Omen
This
is
a
song
about
losing
your
virginity
When
I
was
seventeen
Somebody
stole
my
car
(Wait,
were
you
actually
seventeen?)
Yeah
- No
wait
no,
I
was
eighteen
No
wait,
actually
I
think
I
was,
uh,
nineteen
Anyway
somebody
stole
my
car
It
was
'04
expedition
Eddie
Bauer
edition
Please
look
for
my
car
on
the
road
If
you
find
it,
report
it
to
the
police
They're
looking
for
my
car
It's
been
like
seven
months
so
They
probably
gave
up
on
my
car
But
I
don't
even
need
it
anymore,
no
Because
I
got
me
a
new
car,
yeah
I
don't
need
the
expedition
anymar
Dear
thief
who
stole
his
car
I
really
hope
you
like
the
twenty
bucks
you
got
With
the
shitty
bluetooth
and
the
guitar
in
the
back
It's
probably
worth
more
anyway
Fuck
it,
this
song's
gonna
be
about
the
guitar
No
There
was
so
much
more
in
my
car
(Like
what?)
I
had
the
- bust
of
a
George
Bush
in
my
car
(Oh
my
God)
It
was
made
out
of
copper
(Oh)
Actually,
I
think
it
was
Zinc
(Oh,
less
interesting)
At
least,
that's
what
I
think
(I
don't
care)
It
was
made
of
(What
else
was
in
there?
Shit,
I
don't
even
remember,
it's
been
like
seven
months,
I
think
I
already
said
that,
did
I
already
say
seven...
Yes,
fuck
it
Yea,
alright
Um,
I
don't,
um)
I
think,
uh
I
think
I
left
the
keys
in
the
car
But
it
was
actually
locked
So
how
do
you
think
they
got
inside
my
car
to
steal
my
car?
How
do
you
think?
I
think
they
took
a
tow
truck
into
the
parking
lot
And
then
they
towed
your
car
They
towed
my
car
from
my
parking
spot
At
my
house,
it
was
in
my
driveway
of
my
house,
Can
you
believe
that
shit?
I've
gotta
give
them
credit,
that's
actually
really
cool
(I
can't
believe
that
shit)
Well,
they
stole
my
car
on
February,
like
seventh
I
think
(Oh,
that's
two
day
after
my
birthday)
Two
days
after
this
dickhole's
birthday
(I'm
a
dickhead,
not
a
dickhole,
get
your
shit
straight)
Yeah,
um,
my
laptop
was
in
there
Oh
my
God!
No!
Dear
Mr.
thief
who
stole
his
car
Please
don't
look
on
his
computar
Cuz
there's
porn
of
him
doing
me
(There's
a
lot
of
porn
of
him
and
me)
The
password's
"26",
please
don't
look
at
our
massive
dicks
Why
is
my
laptop's
password
26?
Because
it's
funnier
than
twenty-five
Twenty-five,
I
don't
wanna
be
alive
Twenty-Six,
twenty-six,
please
don't
look
at
our
massive
dicks
Twenty-Seven
The
files
are
in
a
folder
called
"please
don't
steal
his
car"
I
always
knew
that
somebody
would
steal
my
car
with
a
tow
truck
Why
didn't
you
take
the
necessary
precautions
To
keep
people
from
stealing
your
car
with
a
tow
truck?
How
do
stop
a
person
from
stealing
a
car
with
a
tow
truck?
You
would
buy
all
the
tow
trucks
And
you
keep
them
from
stealing
your
motherfuckin'
car
But
what
if
somebody
builds
a
tow
truck?
How
do
you
fix
that
shit?
How
do
you
fix
it?
Then
you
buy
that
one
too,
yeah
Well
See,
but
then
you
have
to
worry
about
the,
The
thiefs
stealing
the
tow
trucks
that
you
own
And
then
stealing
more
tow
trucks
with
them
To
create
an
army
of
tow
trucks
That
can
steal
'04
Expedition
Eddie
Bauer
editions.
This
just
seems
like
a
bad
scenario
all
in
all.
Although
it
is
entirely
your
fault,
so...
How
is
it
my
fault?
Because
you
didn't
buy
all
the
tow
trucks,
you
fuckin...
I
don't
have
that
much
money,
I
would
have
to
go
into
the
tow
truck,
like,
business
Because
I
don't
have
any
tow
trucks
Yeah,
it's
probably
not
that
hard,
I
mean,
have
you
seen
people
drivin'
tow
trucks?
Sorry,
people
drivin'
tow
tucks
Well,
I
can't
go
to
the
tow
truck
school
to...
Do
tow
truck
shit
because
I
don't
have
a
car
anymore
Yeah
you
do,
you
said
you
bought
a
new
car
Well,
I
bought
a
car
but
the
transmission
sucks,
It
won't
go
in
reverse
And
it
rumbles
a
lot,
and
it
won't
go
in
reverse,
That's
a
big
deal
Damn,
that
sucks
Yeah,
I
know
But
it's
still
your
fault
for
not
letting
your
car
get.
not
stolen
How
is
it
my
fault?
Alright,
that's
the
end
of
this
song,
I
hope
you
guys
enjoyed.
Thanks...
No,
how
is
it
my
fault?
It's
not
my
fault
Hoooooooo
1 I Just Won the Lottery (Freestyle) [Except I Live in Venezuela So That Money Means Nothing and I Am Gonna Die]
2 Cokane - Acoustic
3 Ode to an Expedition (Freestyle)
4 Pimpmobile - Acoustic
5 Sittin' in an Elevator (Tryna Get My Dick Wet) - Acoustic
6 He Was Gay (Freestyle) [Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?]
7 Summertime Lovin' (Time) [Lovin' in the Summer] - Acoustic
8 Horrible Day on the Farm (Bonus Track)
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