Everyone's a DJ

Hands up, hands up, hands up...

Ladies and gentlemen, Spankers are in the house!

Everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ...

My mother is a DJ,
My brother is a DJ,
My girlfriend is a DJ
My gardener is a DJ,
My driver is a DJ,
My pool guy is a DJ,
Is everyone a DJ?

My plumber is a DJ,
My carpenter is a DJ,
My mechanic is a DJ
My banker is a DJ,
My postman is a DJ,
My grandma is a DJ!
Is everyone a DJ?

Everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, DJ, DJ
Everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ, everyone's a DJ,
Everyone's a DJ

My monkey is a DJ,
My dog is a DJ,
Hello Kitty is a DJ
Barbra Streisand... is a DJ,
Obama is a DJ,
Everybody from Jersey Shore is a DJ!
Put your hands up!

My sister is a DJ,
My father is a DJ,
My cousin is a DJ, DJ, DJ
My doctor is a DJ,
My lawyer is a DJ,
My pusher is a DJ!
Everyone's a DJ!

Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

If you wanna be a DJ say oh, oh ohh
If you wanna be somebody say oh, oh ohh
If you wanna have a party say oh oh oh
If you wanna be a DJ, put your hands up

Come on say oh (put your hands up)
Put on a show (put your hands up)
Everybody put your hands up now come on let's go (put your hands up)
Come on say oh (put your hands up)
Put on a show (put your hands up)
Everybody put your hands up now come on let's go (put your hands up)

Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ DJ DJ (put your hands up, hands up, hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ (put your hands up)
Everyone's a DJ!