paroles de chanson I Choose You to Die (Karaoke Version) - Starbomb

Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
SMELL MY BALLS!

Yo, what up, bitch?
I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
He felt so alive! He felt so real!
He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
He got arrested for domestic violence
It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell

Rock on!
This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
Gone wrong
That's right!
This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
Bitch

Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"
"Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"
But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack

Holy fuck!
I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!
Spoiler: It sucks
And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls
And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams
But she'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pokemon.