paroles de chanson It's Dangerous to Go Alone (Karaoke Version) - Starbomb

Hey
Hey, Hey
Alright
Aww, yeah
My name is Link, y'all, comin' straight from Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986 (Old School)
I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam
Hold on a minute, Link!
Hey, what's up, Old Man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that will never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone; Take this!
Hey, thanks, Old Man, that was really very nice
I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape and size-
Oh god, that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise
Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween
Now grab you rdestiny, if you know what I mean
Wait a minute, Link, don't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle scrotum as you're blowing!
That. Was. Weird, but whatever, there is no time to lose
I gotta warp out onto Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philedelphia, but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction
Something in my Ocarina must've gone anf malfunctioned
I got to fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute, Link!
Old Man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone; Take this!
Well, that's really kind of-GAH! That's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men!
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
When you see the Pincess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you come try to grab my inflatable berjabber?
OH MY GOD
I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Okay, now I rally don't know where I am
Hold on a minute, Link!
God DAMMIT, Old Man!
You're in Raccoon City, it's a Zombie filled abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take-
NO!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, I'm not giving you a-
Not touching your w-
Stop the chilled out groove!
Jeez!
You come in here telling me you got a weewee weapon
It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna spIIIIIIIIINO!
So is that a "No" on the handjob or...? Okay.