Paperback Writer

Paperback writer (Paperback writer, writer)
Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job
But he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer (Paperback writer, writer)
It's a thousand pages give or take a few (Frère)
I'll be writing more in a week or two (Jacques)
I can make it longer if you like the style (Frère)
I can change it 'round (Jacques)
And I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
If you really like it you can have the rights (Frère)
It could make a million for you overnight (Jacques)
If you must return it you can send it here (Frère)
But I need a break (Jacques)
And I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer (Paperback writer, writer)
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