paroles de chanson Oh You Can't Get to Heaven (On Roller Skates) - VeggieTales

Here we go, everybody
Strap on your skates

Ahem!
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
On roller skates (On roller skates)
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
On roller skates

Oh, you can't get to Heaven on roller skates
You'd roll right past those pearly gates
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed
Take it away!

Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
On a pogo stick
(On a pogo stick)
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)

On a pogo stick
Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a pogo stick
'Cause all that jumping, it would make Him sick!
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed

Oh, what a fun!
You know, just the other day I was doing the wash
And I got to thinking
Of a theological question
That I would like to pose to you in the form of a song
Ahem

Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
In a washing machine
(In a washing machine)
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)

In a washing machine
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a washing machine
'Cause God don't care if your clothes are clean
All my sins have washed away
I've been redeemed

Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
In a rocket ship
(In a rocket ship)
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)

In a rocket ship
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a rocket ship
'Cause there's no rocket that could make that trip
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed

Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
In the Larrymobile
(In the Larrymobile)
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)

In the Larrymobile
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in the Larrymobile
'Cause clouds get stuck on plunger wheels
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed

Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)
In Bob's old van
(In Bob's old van)
Oh, you can't get to Heaven
(Oh, you can't get to Heaven)

In Bob's old van
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in Bob's old van
'Cause who would drive that old tin can?
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed

Oh, you can't get to Heaven in Bob's old van
'Cause who would drive that old tin can?
All my sins are washed away
I've been redeemed

Oh, man
What are you-? I spent a lot of money on that!
It's true, Bob! It's true!
Yeesh, sorry, man, tough love