paroles de chanson Genius In France - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I'm
not
the
brightest
crayon
in
the
box
Everyone
says
I'm
dumber
than
a
bag
of
rocks
I
barely
even
know
how
to
put
on
my
own
pants
But
I'm
a
genius
in
France
(yeah),
genius
in
France,
genius
in
France
Hoom
chaka
laka
hoom
chaka
laka
hoom
chaka
I
may
not
be
the
sharpest
hunk
of
cheese
I
got
a
negative
number
on
my
SATs
I'm
not
good
looking,
and
I
don't
know
how
to
dance
But
nevertheless
and
in
spite
of
the
evidence
I
am
still
widely
considered
to
be
a
Genius
in
France,
genius
in
France,
genius
in
France
People
say
I'm
a
geek,
a
moronic
little
freak
An
annoying
pipsqueak
with
an
unfortunate
physique
If
I
was
any
dumber,
they'd
have
to
water
me
twice
a
week
But
when
the
Mademoiselles
see
me,
they
all
swoon
and
shriek
They
dig
my
mystique,
they
say
I'm
c'est
magnifique
When
I'm
in
Par-ee,
I'm
the
chic-est
of
the
chic
They
love
my
body
odor
and
my
bad
toupee
They
love
my
stripey
shirt
and
my
stupid
beret
And
when
I'm
sipping
on
a
Perrier
In
some
café
down
in
St.
Tropez
It's
hard
to
keep
the
fans
at
bay
They
say,
"Sign
my
poodle,
s'il
vous
plait"
"Sign
my
poodle,
s'il
vous
plait"
Hemenene
humenene
himenene
homenene
Poodle...
poodle...
Folks
in
my
hometown
think
I'm
a
fool
Got
too
much
chlorine
in
my
gene
pool
A
few
peas
short
of
a
casserole
A
few
buttons
missing
on
my
remote
control
A
few
fries
short
of
a
happy
meal
I
couldn't
pour
water
out
of
a
boot
with
instructions
on
the
heel
Instructions
on
the
heel
Instructions
on
the
heel
But
when
I'm
in
Provence,
I
get
free
croissants
Yeah,
I'm
the
guy
every
French
lady
wants
And
if
you
ask
'em
why,
you're
bound
to
get
this
response:
(He's
a
genius
in
France!
Genius
in
France!)
That's
right
(He's
a
genius
in
France!
Genius
in
France!)
You
know
it
(He's
a
genius
in
France,
genius
in
France,
genius
in
France!)
I'm
not
the
brightest
bulb
on
the
Christmas
tree
But
the
folks
in
France,
they
don't
seem
to
agree
They
say,
"Bonjour,
Monsieur
would
you
take
ze
picture
with
me?"
I
say,
"Oui,
oui"
That's
right,
I
say,
"Oui,
oui"
"Oui,
oui"
He
says,
"Oui,
oui"
I'm
dumber
than
a
box
of
hair
But
those
Frenchies
don't
seem
to
care
Don't
know
why,
mon
frere
But
they
love
me
there
I'm
a
genius
in
France
Yeah...
I'm
a
genius
in
France
Gonna
make
a
big
splash
when
I
show
up
in
Cannes
Gonna
make
those
Frenchies
scream,
"You
ze
man!
You
ze
man!
You
ze
man!"
Like
a
fine
Renoir
(waa!),
I've
got
that
je
ne
sais
quoi
(quoi!)
Like
a
fine
Renoir
(ooh
la
la!),
I've
got
that
je
ne
sais...
Quoi
quoi
quoi
quoi
quoi,
oo-we-oo
Quoi
quoi
quoi
quoi
quoi,
oo-we-oo
Bow
diddy
bow
di
bow
di
bow
bow
diddy
Bow
diddy
bow
di
bow
di
bow
bow
diddy
Bow
I'm
a
taco
short
of
a
combo
plate
But
by
some
twist
of
fate,
all
the
Frogs
think
I'm
great
Oh,
the
men
all
faint
and
the
women
scream
They
like
me
more
than
heavy
cream
When
I'm
in
Versailles,
I'm
a
popular
guy
My
oh
my,
I'm
as
French
as
apple
pie
(apple
pie)
They
think
I'm
awfully
witty,
a
riot
and
a
half
When
I
tell
a
stupid
joke,
they
laugh
(haw
haw
haw
haw
haw)
And
laugh
(haw
haw
haw
haw
haw
haw)
People
in
France
have
lots
of
attitude
They're
snotty
and
rude,
they
like
disgusting
food
But
when
they
see
me,
they
just
come
unglued
They
think
that
I
am
one
happening
dude
Bowm
ba
ba
bowm
ba
bowm
ba
bowm
I'm
about
as
sharp
as
a
bowling
ball
But
they
like
me
better
than
Charles
de
Gaulle
Entre
nous,
it's
very
true
The
room
temperature's
higher
than
my
IQ
But
they
love
me
more
than
Gerard
Depardieu
How
did
this
happen?
I
don't
have
a
clue
Well...
I'm
not
the
quickest
tractor
on
the
farm
I
don't
have
any
skills
or
grace
or
charm
And
most
people
look
at
me
like
I'm
all
covered
with
ants
But
I'm
a
genius
in
France
(yeah),
genius
in
France,
genius
in
France
And
I'm
never
goin'
back,
I'm
never
goin'
back
I'm
never
never
never
never
goin'
back
home
again
I'm
tearin'
up
my
return
flight
ticket
Gonna
tell
the
folks
back
home
where
they
can
stick
it
'Cause
I'm
never
goin'
back,
I'm
never
goin'
back
I'm
never
goin'
back
The
girls
back
home
never
gave
me
a
chance
But
I
sho
nuff
got
them
Frogs
in
some
kinda
trance
And
I'm
aware
that
it's
a
most
improbable
circumstance
But
GREAT
GOOGILY
MOOGILY,
I'm
a
genius
in
France
Every
Frenchie
that
I
meet
Just
can't
wait
to
kiss
my
feet
Get
in
line,
pucker
up!
Tout
suite!
Bowm
diddy
bowm
diddy
bowm
diddy
I'm
gettin'
even
more
famous
by
the
hour
I'm
stuffed
with
pastries
and
drunk
with
power
Now
they're
puttin'
up
my
statue
by
the
Eiffel
Tower
A
little
more
to
the
left,
boys,
a
little
more
to
the
left
A
little
more
to
the
left,
boys,
a
little
more
to
the
left
I'm
the
biggest
dork
there
is
alive
My
mom
picked
out
my
clothes
for
me
till
I
was
35
And
I
forgot
to
mention
I'm
not
even
welcome
at
the
Star
Trek
convention
But
the
Frenchies
think
That
my
poop
don't
stink
I'm
a
genius
in
France
Say,
would
you
pass
the
Grey
Poupon?
Merci
beaucoup
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6 Wanna B Ur Lovr
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