paroles de chanson Eggs Benedict - Woody Allen

I had once a pain in the chestal area.
Now, I was sure it was heartburn, y'know, 'cause at that time I was married and my wife cooking with her nazi recipies, y'know, chicken Himmler.
I didn't wanna pay twentyfive bucks to have it reaffirmed by some medic, that I had heartburn.
But I was worried 'cause it was in the chestal area.
Then it turns out my friend, Eggs Benedict, has a pain in his chestal area, in the same exact spot.
I figured if I could get Eggs to go to the doctor, I could figure out what was wrong with me, at no charge, so I con Eggs.
He goes.
Turns out he's got heartburn.
Cost him twentyfive dollars, and I feel great, 'cause I figured I beat the medic out of twentyfive big ones, y'know.
Called up Eggs two days later - he died.
I check into a hospital immediately, have a battery of test run and x-rays.
Turns out I got heartburn.
Cost me a hundred and ten dollars.
Now I'm furious.
I run to Eggs' mother, and I say: "
Did he suffer much?" And she said: "
No, it was quick.
Car hit him and that was it."