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Feel like Leisure Suit Larry
But the kids don't know who that is and that's scary
Typing my way into escapades
To get laid on a late-night date site query

I'm single, successful, handle my stress well
Might as well find a girl to impress
Well, made this account on OKCupid
Better write a profile that doesn't look stupid
Five nine? Nah, I'm six feet
Rock those Adidas with them insoles deep
Little on the pudgy side - maybe skinny-fat
Better mark skinny scroll down to the mini app

Interests: comics, computers, RPGs, first person shooters
Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete
I help old women get across the street
I also like listening to womanly problems
And being mad considerate whenever you solve them
I'm a vegetarian unless you eat meat
Because I'm always open to try a new thing

Feel like Leisure Suit Larry
But the kids don't know who that is and that's scary
Typing my way into escapades
To get laid on a late-night date site query

Feel like Leisure Suit Larry
But the kids don't know who that is and that's scary
Typing my way into escapades
To get laid on a late-night date site query

Profile pic? Put me and my cat
So the girls know I'm into pets and all of that
My favorite music? Quite eclectic
Whatever you dig, I'm sure that I respect it
Don't wanna be cliche
But long walks on the beach are a perfect date
I'd also like holding bags while you shop
At the mall with the millions of dollars I got

Dislikes: if you're disingenuous
On your profile about just seeking a friendship
Because I'm not like these other vultures
I'd rather get to know you and learn your culture
We can take it slow as a turtle
And I"ll make sure to mark up in my journal
The day that I met my perfect match
As you can see, I am a hell of a catch

Feel like Leisure Suit Larry
But the kids don't know who that is and that's scary
Typing my way into escapades
To get laid on a late-night date site query

Feel like Leisure Suit Larry
But the kids don't know who that is and that's scary
Typing my way into escapades
To get laid on a late-night date site query