paroles de chanson KSEC News Reports, Pt. 1 - YTCracker

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Channel 23 KSEC News.
I'm Skip Turner.
The CEO of technology conglomerate The Syndicate
Has decided to abdicate his freshly acquired throne
In favor of pursuing a career in Capitol City.
The President announced her intentions earlier today
To appoint Nice Guyman to the Federal Bureau of Telecommunications.
"Mr. Guyman has absolutely unmatched experience
In the telecommunications industry.
It is my firm belief that he has exactly the skill set and knowledge required
To modernize our government for the challenges we face in the 21st century."
San Secuestro executives are thrilled with
The prospect of a technocracy
Emerging after a long period of seemingly incompetent government.
No mention has been made of Mr. Guyman's successor as of yet.
Next up: Sleepless in San Secuestro!
The number of people finding their perfect match
On online dating sites is rapidly rising,
While enterprising young men and women gear up their profiles
In order to attract prospective mates.
Big data and your love life, after this.