Текст песни He's Back... - Jonathan AKA J Dub

Newscaster 1: It's difficult for me to even describe or put into words
the profound shock that I have felt observing today's events.
You can imagine how hectic it's been over here at news headquarters.
I really do have to apologize.
We're going to give this back to Rich Thompson
for a rundown of today's strange revelations.

Newscaster 2: Thank you, Sandra.
It's been an unexpectedly bizarre news today
as reports have been flooding out of Jerusalem that Jesus -
Yes, thee Jesus Christ in the flesh
has been sighted walking the city's winding cobblestone streets.

Tourist 1: The tour book says this is called 'The Dome of the Rock'
Tourist 2: OMG, LOVE IT!
Tourist 1: Omg, is that Jesus?!
Tourist 2: Omg, I think that is Jesus!

Jesus: You can see me?!

Onlooker: It's JESUS! IT'S JESUS!!!

Newscaster 2: While world religious leaders
have been left scratching their heads,
Israel's young people sure know what to do
about our lord and savior's unceremonious return...