Текст песни Captain Platonic - Vinny Marchi

The only reason that men save women and children first
Like, when a ship sinks
Is so they can hang back and kiss each other
NUH-UHH!
"The cap goes down with the ship" they say
("The cap goes down with the ship" they say)
The only way his going down today
(The only way his going down today)
And as the water came rushing through
(And as the water came rushing through
He bid his wife a last adieu (and never ever did touch his crew)
So temper your rumor
You shan't listen to her
The cap going way down's
Got one thing to say now
"NUH UHH, NO- STOP THAT NOT TRU-"
Here comes Captain Platonic
And if he could get some he still wouldn't want it, no
Here comes Captain Platonic
And he'll never let them know say his in the closet, no

But rumor spread that his love had strayed
(rumor spread that his love had strayed)
To his crew affection paid (to his crew affection paid)
But never was there a larger lie (but never was there a larger lie)
And with his rock solid alibi
So shall we let this gossip die?
He stayed on his vessel
His mates reminisce, he started to tremble
And gave them a ki- beer
"Promise me that you'll survive, no matter what happens"
Here comes Captain Platonic
And if he could get some he still wouldn't want it, no
Here comes Captain Platonic
And He'll never let them know say his in the closet, no
Ohhhhhh
He still wouldn't want it, no
Ohhhhhh
He still wouldn't want it
He stayed on his vessel
His mates reminisce
He started to tremble
And gave them a ki-