Текст песни The Derby Ram - A. L. Lloyd

As I was going to Derby all on a market day,
I met the biggest ram, me boys, that ever was fed on hay.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
He had four feet to walk upon; had four feet to stand,
And every foot that he set down it covered an acre land.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
The horns that grew on this ram's head, they grew so very long,
And every time he shis self they rattled against the sun.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
The wool on this ram's back, me boys, grew so very high,
The eagles came and built their nests and I heard the young'uns cry.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
The man that fed this ram, me lads, he fed him twice a day,
And every time he opened his mouth he swallowed a rick of hay.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
This ram he had two horns, me lads, that reached up to the moon,
A little boy went up in January and he didn't get back till June.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
Now this old ram he had a tail that reached right down to hell,
And every time he waggled it, it rung the old church bell.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
The butcher that stuck this ram, me lads, was up to his knees in blood,
And the little boy who held the bowl was carried away by the flood.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
Now all the men in Derby came a-begging for his eyes,
To punt up and down the Derby streets, for they were of football size.
And indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
Took all the boys in Derby to carry away his bones,
Took all the girls in Derby to roll away his -- That's a lie!
Indeed, my lads, it's true, my lads, I never was known to lie,
And if you'd been in Derby, you'd have seen him the same as I.
Now the man who fattened this ram, me boys, he must've been very rich,
And the man who sung this song must be a lying son of a --
So now my song is ended, I've nothing more to say,
But give us another pint of beer and we'll all of us go away.