Текст песни Abdominal Workout - Abdominal

Well they say that you never get a second chance to make that first impression.
If that's the case than c'mon just give me your unadulterated attention.
Just a suggestion especially for the people who never heard me before.
If you're not one - hundred percent satisfied get your money back from the store
'Cuz I'm just that confident with this product
That's it's so flippin' hot that it's off the thermometer.
It's the phenomenon the people be hoppin' on so follow along with the Abdominal Workout,
Workin' out with the verse that I shout into my microphone.
More than words from my mouth,
More like the end result of years of me just chillin' in my r - r - room.
Not givin' a fuck about a god damn thing except writing the illest t - t - t - tune.
So feast your ears on precisely that,
No need to be bull but I'm a slight at rap
And it's the nature of this animal but kid you didn't know
And kid you didn't know my name is Abdominal,
Reputation is the flippa flow, crippa crow, collective dough
Get ya woman in the do'.
Sip some Mo' while kissing said ho under mistletoe and it ain't even Christmas yo.
Haha! Well I'm Jewish anyway man, so I'll probably kiss her under the [inaudible] instead. (Jeah!)
I thought we could take this time to try to get better acquainted. I'm Abdominal, really the pleasure's all mine, I mean I heard so much I'm sure we'll get along just fine.
(I keep in shape! I keep in shape! M – m – m – muscles flex. I keep in shape and do my physical fitness!)
Now I'm about to flip it again,
Without a doubt you're listenin' in,
So crowd around into a symbol in-,
Into a crowd so that we can begin. (Race fans scan the checkered flag.)
Rappers you can pack your bags because you're not really needed here,
Listen to the way all of the people and the nose bleeders cheer
Soon as I step off the track
You can checkyour MC alminac
Says I'm a bag o' chips plus all o' dat
MCs jumpin' up and fallin' back
Call a quack for those dumb enough not to know you're not supposed to rock with pros.
I rock with pros,
Mock ya flows,
Block ya blows,
Chop yo law,
Stop your show,
Shock your soul
You got to know that there's lots to go.
So don't go anywhere, get your money's worth and not a penny spared.
Speaking economically this is probably the most syllables in any LP in your whole god collection.
Fu Schnickens of course the exception.
Still, man, quite a steal.
Unadulterated verses on the real.
Not a lot of repeating hooks you gotta skip through,
Just quality raps you can flip to.
Shake ya hips, too.
Lose ya, too.
Take a sip, too.
Put up ya fists, too.
Talk to a chick, too.
Maybe get lucky take her back to the crib, too.
Have a kid, too, and rap until ya limp too.
Also suitable just to listen to.
I gotta step, too, so right now let me bid you adieu.