Текст песни Oh Mom... - Adam Sandler

[silverware clicking]
[m1:] "can you pass the beats please?"
[f1:] "here you go"
[m1:] "thanks"
[brad:] "hey mom, guess what?
i got invited to a party tonight!
and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[brad:] "why not mom?"
[f1:] "yeah, why mom? he should go."
[brad:] "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[brad:] "oh mom..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[f1:] "don't wory brad."

[f2:] "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
but i was nervous to buy it.
what do you think?
[mom:] "nooo!"
[f2:] "really? i really like it..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[f2:] "oh mom, who is?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[f2:] "mom, you're so paranoid."
[mom:] "nooo!"

[m3:] "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[m3:] "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "do you think you could drop me off there?..."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "how am i gonna get there?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "i'll walk i guess."
[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "please?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "come on, mom."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[brad:] "i'll get it for you cindy."
[cindy:] "thanks brad."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[cindy:] "thanks for the tip, ma."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[brad:] "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[brad:] "why are we eating inside?
it's a beautiful night.
we need to get out more."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "mother, brad is right."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "we should go out, it'll be fun."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[m3:] "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
[mom:] "nooo!"
[cindy:] "you wanna come dave?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[dave:] "no, i'll hang out with mom."
[m1:] "you sure?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "yeah, go without me."
[m3:] "all right, see you guys later."
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[dave:] "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is...
you sure know how to cook!
boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?"
[mom:] "nooo!"
[dave:] "please?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "mom, you're over reacting!"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "why are you so overprotective!?"
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[dave:] "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place!
you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"
[bangs on the table, gets up]
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[screen door closes]
[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at him!"