Текст и перевод песни Adam Tas - Goodbye Kelly

Goodbye Kelly

Goodbye Kelly, geniet die helfte van mij goed
Ja met my diepsee boot en my motorfiets
En die view van die strandhuis se stoep
Goodbye Kelly en daai Blêrrie prokureur
Ja met my jetski en nintendo wii
En 'n bakkie wat aan die bank behoort
Goodbye Kelly

Sy't van die eerste dag net by die huis wou sit
Haar haels gedoen en haar neusie gewip
En ek het nooit eers haar bikini wax gesien nie

Sy't my kredietkaart gevat en skoene loop koop
Haar ma genooi na ons wittebrood
En vier dominee belowe ek sal die week ophou rook

Sy't haar neusie laat doen en haar magie verplat
Sy het met botox lippies die pad gevat
En al wat ek oor het is 'n troufoto van my, haar en haar ma

Sy het haar gesig gemake-up tot dit spierwit was
Haar leuens gepolish tot dit globaar was
En natuurlyk was dit net Gucci wat die mooiste was

Sy't loop tennis speel by die buiteklub
Daar het bloed geloop toe ek haar instructor klap
Want Kelly kon na 'n jaar nog nie tennis speel nie

Goodbye Kelly

Goodbye Kelly, may you enjoy half of my good fortune
With my submarine boat and my motorcycle
And the view from the deck of the beach house
Goodbye Kelly, and that damn lawyer
With my jet ski and Nintendo Wii
And a pickup truck that belongs to the bank
Goodbye Kelly

From day one, she just wanted to stay home
To do her nails and to stick her nose up
And I never even saw her bikini wax

She took my credit card and went shoe shopping
Invited her mother on our honeymoon
And promised four pastors that I would quit smoking this week

She had her nose done and her boobs flattened
She hit the road with lip injections of Botox
And all I have left is a wedding photo of me, her, and her mother

She made up her face so white that it was splotchy
Polished her lies until they were global
And of course, Gucci was the only thing that was beautiful

She played tennis at the country club
Blood flowed when I knocked out her instructor
Because Kelly couldn't play tennis even after a year