Текст и перевод песни Akwid feat. Paulina Aguirre - Cuentos Pa' Morros

Cuentos Pa' Morros

Nunca le hemos dedicado una canción a los morros
So esta canción
Se las vamos a dedicar a ellos
Son historias,
Como nos las sabemos así que nunca digan
Que no hacemos nada para los niños

Escuchen he ahí les va

Desde niño yo he tenido cuentos pa' contar
Cosas medias atrevidas
Pero no vulgar
Algunas son mentiritas
Pero de a verdad
Déjame, te cuento
Dame otra oportunidad

Una vez en el bosque,
Me tope con un chavo
Era de palo con tirantes chapeados
Iba chiflando cargaba su mochila
Curioso yo le pregunte pa' donde iba

Iba de gira el cabrón
Se la había pintado por andar de mamón
Dijo que andaba en busca de una chinita
Porque caperucita le salió embarazadita

Me amenazo con sus pinches amiguitos
Son la pandilla de los tres cochinitos
Ya me conto que cuentearon al lobo
Que fue en defensa propia que fue por un robo

Sin darme cuenta olvide que era jueves
Tenía una cita con mi novia blanca nieves
Ponte las pilas me dijeron sus hermanos
Porque anda de caliente con uno de los enanos

Se me hiso noche y me puse a buscar
En el bosque donde me iba a quedar
Casa de citas bueno ya de menos
Era de pan con arcos de caramelo

Toque la puerta, salió una viejita
Tenía visita fumando una pipa
Me dijo joven que rollos no gusta
Tengo dos morros guisándose en la estufa

Desde niño yo he tenido cuentos pa' contar
Cosas medias atrevidas pero no vulgar
Algunas son mentiritas pero de a verdad
Déjame, te cuento dame otra opo...

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Te la contaron mal guey
Pinocho no embarazo a caperucita
Ya todos saben que es flojita

A mí me contaron los enanos
Que es una bicicleta y le gustaban Mexicanos
Les pregunte que donde escucharon
Me contesto el mas menso que ya todos se la echaron

Que no sabiendo quien es
Iban a la clínica los jueyes a sacarse un test
Me quede medio espantado lo bueno
Que no saben que también me la había echado

Ojala y no me toque, ya la manosearon
Todos los compas aquí en el bloque
Y me contaron lo de la bella durmiente
Que es bien borracha y le gusta el ambiente

Según le hizo un hechizo a la viejita
Ni madres anoche andaba peda agatitas
La vi en la fiesta con la cenicienta
Una morra pobre que antes era una sirvienta
Ahora pasa y ni le habla a la raza
Anda en un carro que parece calabaza

Son jaladoras y bonitas las muchachas
A mí se me hace que las dos son marimachas
Dicen que son amigas desde chiquitas
Y por eso se agasajan cuando se echan sus copitas

Es como me contaron a mí las historias
Y son exactas según a mis memorias
Nomás no estoy seguro del embarazo
A ver como chingados me va con este caso

Desde niño yo he tenido cuentos pa' contar
Cosas medias atrevidas
Pero no vulgar
Algunas son mentiritas
Pero de a verdad
Déjame, te cuento
Dame otra oportunidad

Ja, ja, ja así es morros ojala y
Les haya gustado la canción
Que les dedicamos
Porque así es como nosotros
Nos acordamos de esas historias

Pero si ustedes se las saben de otra manera
O well, esto ya se acabo nosotros ya nos vamos
Guau bye, bye

Stories for ' Morros

We've never dedicated a song to the snouts
So this song
We are going to dedicate them to them
They are stories,
As we know them so never say
That we do nothing for the children

Listen, here you go.

Since I was a child I have had stories to tell
Sassy average things
But not vulgar
Some are liars
But for real
Let me, I'll tell you
Give me another chance

Once in the forest,
I ran into a guy
It was made of a stick with plated straps
He was freaking out, he was carrying his backpack
Curious I asked him where he was going

The bastard was on tour.
He had painted her for being a sucker
He said he was looking for a Chinese
Because little red riding hood got her pregnant

He threatens me with his fucking friends.
They are the gang of the three little pigs
I already told me that they told the wolf
That it was in self-defense that it was for a robbery

Without realizing it I forgot it was Thursday
I had a date with my girlfriend snow white
Get your act together your brothers told me
Because she's hot with one of the midgets

It was late at night and I started looking for
In the forest where I was going to stay
Dating house well and of less
Era of bread with candy arches

I knocked on the door, a little old lady came out
He had a visitor smoking a pipe
He told me young man that rolls don't like
I have two noses stewing on the stove

Since I was a child I have had stories to tell
Mean things bold but not vulgar
Some are liars but the truth
Let me, I'll tell you give me another opo...

Hey, hey, hey, hey

They told it to you wrong... geez.
Pinocchio not pregnant with little red riding hood
Everyone already knows that she is lazy

The dwarfs told me
That it's a bicycle and he liked Mexicans
I asked them where they heard
I answered the least that everyone has already thrown it

That not knowing who he is
The judges were going to the clinic to take a test
I was half scared of the good
Who don't know that I had also kicked her out

Hopefully and don't touch me, she's already been groped
All the compas here on the block
And they told me about sleeping beauty
That she is well drunk and likes the atmosphere

As he put a spell on the little old lady
Neither mothers were walking last night peda agatitas
I saw her at the party with Cinderella
A poor morra who used to be a maid
Now it happens and he doesn't even talk to the race
He rides in a car that looks like a pumpkin

They are pulling and pretty girls
It makes me think they're both tomboys
They say they've been friends since they were little
And that's why they are entertained when they pour their drinks

It's how the stories were told to me
And they are accurate according to my memories
I'm just not sure about the pregnancy
Let's see how the fuck I'm doing with this case

Since I was a child I have had stories to tell
Sassy average things
But not vulgar
Some are liars
But for real
Let me, I'll tell you
Give me another chance

Ha, ha, ha that's right moros I wish and
They liked the song
That we dedicate to them
Because that's how we
We remember those stories

But if you know them differently
Or well, this is over we are leaving
Wow bye bye