Текст песни The T - Alaska Thunderfuck , Adore Delano

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck and I have something to say
I like black tea
I like black d
I never touched tina and that′s the T
I know on What's the T I said that I don′t drink
So you bitches probably don't know what to think
When you see me at the club
Getting crunk, acting stupid, getting drunk
I got a hundred problems, drinking ain't one
Tried to quit drinking but it′s too much fun

I keep it cute and I act my age
And you′re never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
It's a new dawn it′s a new age
Metallica, turn the page
Turn the page, turn the page
Chun Li, Streets of Rage
I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
Let's pay women an equal wage
No, seriously
What the fuck

Now let′s talk, about my ex's
I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas.
I′m just kidding he was really in Florida
But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
We were good together but we're better apart and I learned a lot from that broken heart
Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
Cerrone the cat I fucking miss you boo
Not every breakup turned out so well, I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell

But then there was this one guy...
Girl, and if you have Reddit you probably know all about this already...
This psycho ex got heavy handed tried to death star my whole fucking planet
Talking shit, dropping names, screen-capping, playing games
I′ve had it, officially, the bitch tried to really really come for me
He crossed me like the river styx
But the sex was good cause I like small dicks

I′m not mad, I'm not pressed
The moneys on the dresser get dressed
To the drunk ass messes in the meet and greet
Tryna to treat a real girl like a piece of meat
You′re pullin, my hair bitch
You spilled on my dress bitch
You think you're a fan but you′re only a mess bitch
Real fans, I fucking love you
I'd lay myself down on the traintracks for you
In fact, I made this fucking record for you, call me Delano because I Adore you
Yeah, you specifically

The AAA girls went bankrupt morally,
Willam met some models and serviced them orally
He′s probably on the way to replace us quick
Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques

Oh yeah that reminds me about that thing
The secret I've been hiding like a dingaling
I did some challenges, I won a few
Oh yeah that's a thing called All-Stars 2
I can′t blame you Adore, they went in really harsh that first day
And if it had been me in your position, who knows
I might have done the same thing

I′m just lucky I guess, I feel blessed but I'm stressed
I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
$100, 000 it ain′t that much
To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
I'm sorry Coco, I′m sorry Tatianna, I'm sorry Mom
I wanna smoke some marijuana
Move on, cause it′s all just a game
And it is what it is at the end of the day