Текст песни A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey) - Allan Sherman
I
wanted
to
get
Some
new
girlfriends,
So
I
went
and
bought
A
Mercedes
Benz.
A
waste
of
money!
Eight
thousand
bucks
down
the
drain.
I
thought
the
girls
Would
get
wild
and
reckless,
So
I
bought
cultured
pearls
And
a
diamond
necklace.
A
waste
of
money!
That
cost
me
four
thousand
more.
They
were
returned,
I
got
no
girls.
They
repossessed
Both
the
car
and
the
pearls.
I
styled
my
hair
Just
like
Cary
Grant's.
Bought
a
pair
Of
those
new
tight
pants.
A
waste
of
money!
Household
Finance
took
my
pants.
The
female
gender,
I
just
don't
get
it.
Just
when
I'm
out
Of
both
cash
and
credit
I
found
a
honey!
And
this
is
what's
funny,
She
don't
need
my
money,
She
works
for
Household
Finance.
1 Introduction to "Live, Hoping You Are the Same"
2 Two Short Songs
3 Taking Lessons (Making Whoopee)
4 A Waste of Money (A Taste of Honey)
5 How Van Nuys Got Its Name (Van Nuys, California)
6 Smog Gets in Your Eyes (Air Pollution Song)
7 Scotch and / Or Water
8 Sorry 'bout That (I'm Sorry About That)
9 Learner's Brassiere
10 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
11 I Finally Admit That I Won World War Two Single - Handed
12 Dodgin' the Draft (Draft Dodger Song) [Ballin' the Jack]
13 The Rebel
14 Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex
15 I’m in the Mood for Love, You’re in the Mood for Herring
16 Second Hand Nose (Second Hand Rose)
17 About the Chinese New Year and the Jewish New Year
18 Sam You Made the Pants Too Long (Hong Kong, China Version)
19 If I Could Play Piano
20 Son of Peyton Place U.S.A (It’s My Kind of Town)
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