Текст песни Here's to the Crabgrass - Allan Sherman
Here's
to
the
crabgrass,
Here's
to
the
mortgage,
In
fact,
here's
to
Suburbia.
Lay
down
your
briefcase,
Far
from
the
rat
race,
Where
nothing
can
disturb
ya.
Uncomplicated,
It's
what
we
waited
For
so
long
in
this
city.
Come
let
us
go
there,
Live
like
Thoreau
there,
A
life
of
sweet
simplicity.
Did
you
set
the
thermostat?
No,
I
don't
know
where
it's
at.
Tuesday
the
Cub
Scouts
meet
again.
Walk
the
dog
and
cut
the
grass,
Take
the
kids
to
dancing
class,
Jim's
Little
League
got
beat
again.
Can't
keep
a
maid
here,
No
matter
what
they're
paid
here,
The
place
has
bad
publicity.
Why
did
we
move
here?
Don't
you
remember?
To
live
in
sweet
simplicity.
Here's
to
mosquitos,
Clam
dip
and
Fritos,
To
golf
and
bridge
and
scuba
there.
Men
wearing
knee
pants,
Women
in
Capri
pants,
Discussing
what's
with
Cuba
there.
Each
big
appliance
Treats
you
with
defiance,
Until
it
finally
falls
apart.
Call
the
repairman,
In
a
week
he's
there,
man,
To
knock
your
kitchen
walls
apart.
Tommy's
got
a
bloody
nose,
Gotta
fix
the
garden
hose.
Book
Of
The
Month
Club
came
today.
Didn't
read
the
last
one
yet.
Yes
you
did,
but
you
forget.
Oh
well,
they're
all
the
same
today.
Here's
Mrs.
Ritter,
She's
the
baby
sitter.
Tonight
we're
going
joyously
Back
to
the
city,
Where
life
is
gay
and
witty,
Back
to
the
noise
there,
That
everyone
enjoys
there.
Back
to
the
crush
there,
Hurry
let
us
rush
there,
Back
to
the
rat
race,
Don't
forget
your
briefcase,
Back
in
the
groove
there,
Say
why
don't
we
move
there.
Away
from
all
of
this
Sweet
simplicity.
1 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
2 It Was Automation
3 I See Bones (C'est Si Bon)
4 Hungarian Goulash
5 Headaches
6 Here's to the Crabgrass
7 Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp Granada)
8 One Hippopotami (The Hippopotamus Song)
9 Rat Fink
10 Getting to Be a Rabbit with Me
11 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
12 Hail to Thee Fat Person, You Kept Us Out of War
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