Текст песни One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamus) - Allan Sherman
One
hippopotami
cannot
get
on
a
bus
Because
one
hippopotami
is
two
hippopotamus
And
if
you
have
two
goose,
that
makes
one
geese
A
pair
of
mouse
is
mice.
A
pair
of
moose
is
meese
A
paranoia
is
a
bunch
of
mental
blocks
And
when
Ben
Casey
meets
Kildaire,
that's
called
a
paradox
When
two
minks
fall
in
love,
with
all
their
heart
and
soul
You'll
find
the
plural
of
two
minks
is
one
mink
stole
Singulars
and
plurals
are
so
different,
bless
my
soul
Has
it
ever
occurred
to
you
that
the
plural
of
"half"
is
"whole"?
A
bunch
of
tooth
is
teeth.
A
group
of
foot
is
feet
And
two
canaries
make
a
pair--they
call
it
a
parakeet
A
paramecium
is
not
a
pair
A
parallelogram
is
just
a
crazy
square
Nobody
knows
just
what
a
paraphernalia
is
And
what
is
half
a
pair
of
scissors,
but
a
single
sciz?
With
someone
you
adore,
if
you
should
find
romance
You'll
pant,
and
pant
once
more,
and
that's
a
pair
of
pants!
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2 Crazy Downtown (When You Teenagers Go Downtown)
3 You Gotta Have Skin (All You Really Need Is Skin)
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5 Twelve Gifts of Christmas (On the First Day of Xmas)
6 Somewhere, Overweight People
7 Harvey and Sheila (Hava Nagila)
8 Mexican Hat Dance (That’s What Mexicans Do on Your Hat)
9 Old King Louis (You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie)
10 Pop Hates the Beatles (I Hate The Beatles)
11 Glory Glory Harry Lewis (The Ballad of a Great Man of the Cloth)
12 My Son the Vampire (Count Dracula Spooky Halloween Song)
13 Sarah Jackman, Sara Jockman (How's by You?)
14 One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamus)
15 Zelda, Oy My Zelda
16 Rattfink Rat Fink Ratfink
17 Dodgin’ the Draft (That’s What I Call Dodging the Draft)
18 Draft Cards Burning on an Open Fire (The Christmas Song for the Sixties)
19 Shticks and Stones
20 Hello Mutter Hello Fadder, I Am Back at Camp Granada
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