Текст песни Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex - Allan Sherman
                                                This 
                                                song 
                                                here 
                                                is 
                                                by 
                                                far 
                                                the 
                                                sexiest 
                                                of 
                                                all 
                                                the 
                                                songs 
                                                that 
                                                I've 
                                                done 
                                                tonight. 
                                                    I 
                                                am 
                                                telling 
                                                you 
                                                that 
                                                as 
                                                    a 
                                                warning. 
                                                All 
                                                those 
                                                who 
                                                have 
                                                    a 
                                                low 
                                                threshold 
                                                of 
                                                sex, 
                                                you 
                                                had 
                                                better 
                                                leave 
                                                now, 
                                                because 
                                                    I 
                                                will 
                                                not 
                                                be 
                                                responsible 
                                                for 
                                                all 
                                                the 
                                                screaming 
                                                and 
                                                grabbing 
                                                that 
                                                goes 
                                                on 
                                                once 
                                                    I 
                                                start 
                                                to 
                                                sing 
                                                this. 
                                                Some 
                                                fellas 
                                                have 
                                                it 
                                                and 
                                                some 
                                                fellas 
                                                don't. 
                                                    I 
                                                just 
                                                happen 
                                                to 
                                                have 
                                                it. 
                                                And 
                                                I'm 
                                                gonna 
                                                give 
                                                it 
                                                to 
                                                you.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Now, 
                                                    I 
                                                wrote 
                                                this 
                                                song 
                                                for 
                                                married 
                                                people. 
                                                Married 
                                                people 
                                                will 
                                                understand 
                                                this 
                                                best. 
                                                Uh, 
                                                    I 
                                                realize 
                                                that 
                                                tonight 
                                                there 
                                                are 
                                                    a 
                                                lot 
                                                of 
                                                people 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                audience 
                                                who 
                                                are 
                                                not 
                                                married, 
                                                but 
                                                    I 
                                                figure 
                                                the 
                                                line 
                                                of 
                                                demarcation 
                                                has 
                                                gotten 
                                                so 
                                                fuzzy 
                                                lately 
                                                that 
                                                you'll 
                                                understand 
                                                it 
                                                too. 
                                                Let's 
                                                hear 
                                                it 
                                                for 
                                                fuzzy 
                                                demarcation, 
                                                folks! 
                                                    I 
                                                said 
                                                that 
                                                line 
                                                in 
                                                Vegas, 
                                                and 
                                                there's 
                                                    a 
                                                pit 
                                                boss 
                                                named 
                                                Fuzzy 
                                                Demarcation 
                                                came 
                                                running 
                                                out...
 
                                    
                                
                                                This 
                                                song 
                                                is 
                                                sung 
                                                by 
                                                    a 
                                                husband 
                                                to 
                                                his 
                                                wife. 
                                                They've 
                                                been 
                                                married 
                                                ten 
                                                or 
                                                fifteen 
                                                years, 
                                                and 
                                                this 
                                                song 
                                                illustrates 
                                                what 
                                                can 
                                                happen 
                                                in 
                                                    a 
                                                modern 
                                                marriage. 
                                                And 
                                                    I 
                                                have 
                                                to 
                                                pick 
                                                somebody 
                                                out 
                                                to 
                                                be 
                                                my 
                                                wife 
                                                for 
                                                this, 
                                                so 
                                                I'll 
                                                pick 
                                                you. 
                                                Is 
                                                that 
                                                all 
                                                right? 
                                                OK.
 
                                    
                                
                            1 Introductions - Short Songs: Hello Muddah (Nevada Style) / A Song Written By Elizabeth Taylor
2 Taking Lessons
3 A Waste Of Money
4 How Van Nuys Got It's Name
5 Smog Gets In Your Eyes
6 Scotch and / Or Water
7 Sorry 'Bout That
8 The Learner's Brassiere
9 Mononeucleosis
10 In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed
11 Dodgin' The Draft
12 The Rebel
13 Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex
14 I’m in the Mood for Love, You’re in the Mood for Herring
15 Second Hand Nose
16 A Few Words About The Chinese New Year
17 Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
18 If I Could Play Piano
19 Son Of Peyton Place
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