Текст песни Mr. Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber , Paul Nicholas , "Cats" 1981 Original London Cast
You
ought
to
ask
Mr.
Mistoffelees,
the
original
Conjuring
Cat
The
greatest
magicians
have
something
to
learn
From
Mr.
Mistoffelees'
Conjuring
Turn!
Presto!
And
we
all
say
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
He
is
quiet
and
small,
he
is
black
From
his
ears
to
the
tip
of
his
tail
He
can
creep
through
the
tiniest
crack
He
can
walk
on
the
narrowest
rail
He
can
pick
any
card
from
the
pack
He
is
equally
cunning
with
dice
He
is
always
deceiving
you
into
believing
That
he's
only
hunting
for
mice
He
can
play
any
trick
with
a
cork
Or
a
spoon
and
a
bit
of
fish
paste
If
you
look
for
a
knife
or
a
fork
And
you
think
it
is
merely
misplaced
You
have
seen
it
one
moment
and
then
it
is
gone
You'll
find
it
next
week
lying
out
on
the
lawn!
And
we
all
say
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
His
manner
is
vague
and
aloof
You
would
think
there
was
nobody
shyer
But
his
voice
has
been
heard
on
the
roof
When
he
was
curled
up
by
the
fire
And
he's
sometimes
been
heard
by
the
fire
When
he
was
about
on
the
roof
At
least
we
all
heard
that
somebody
purred
Which
is
incontestable
proof
Of
his
singular
magical
powers
And
I've
known
the
family
to
call
Him
in
from
the
garden
for
hours
When
he
was
asleep
in
the
hall
And
not
long
ago
this
phenomenal
cat
Produced
seven
kittens
right
out
of
a
hat
And
we
all
say
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever?
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees
He's
a
marvel!
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever?
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees!
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever?
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees
You'll
never
believe
it!
You'll
never
believe
it!
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
This
cat
defies
belief!
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
Can
you
believe
this?
Before
your
very
eyes!
Oh!
Well,
I
never!
Was
there
ever
A
cat
so
clever
as
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees?
Ladies
and
Gentleman,
I
give
you
the
Marvelous,
Magical
Mr.
Mistoffelees!
Presto!
1 The Overture
2 Prologue: Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats
3 The Naming of Cats
4 The Invitation To The Jellicle Ball
5 The Old Gumbie Cat
6 The Rum Tum Tugger
7 Grizabella: The Glamour Cat
8 Bustopher Jones
9 Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer
10 Old Deuteronomy
11 The Jellicle Ball
12 Grizabella: The Glamour Cat
13 End of Act 1: Memory
14 The Moments of Happiness
15 Gus: The Theatre Cat
16 Growltiger's Last Stand / The Ballad of Billy McCaw
17 Skimbleshanks: The Railway Cat
18 Macavity: The Mystery Cat
19 Mr. Mistoffelees
20 Memory
21 The Journey To the Heaviside Layer
22 The Ad-Dressing of Cats
23 Memory (Radio Edit)
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