Текст песни Four Jews in a Room Bitching - Stephanie J. Block , Andrew Rannells , Christian Borle , Anthony Rosenthal

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch--bitch--
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
All--the--
Time...

Whadda they do for love?
Ooooh
Whadda they do for love?
Four jews in a room
Bitching
Bitching
Bitching
Bitching

Four Jews in a room stoop--
They stoop to pray
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
Half Jewish

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch--bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day

Slavery. Slavery
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharoah
Who was up to no good
Now we're at the Red Sea

Pharoah is behind us
Wanting us extincted
What we need's a miracle!
And then the Red Sea
Split before us--

No more tsouris
We got our miracle!
We got our miracle!
We got our miracle!
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm Whizzer
I'm Jason
I'm Mendel
I'm Marvin
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch--bitch--
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong

In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored
The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely
We do not tippy-toe

We charge ahead to show--
We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?

I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is--

Four Jews in a room bitching (wheee!)
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

I'm nauseous
I'm nauseous
I'm simple
I'm Jewish
Slavery. Slavery
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic,
We're neurotic (Four Jews in a room bitching!)
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic,
They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four Jews in a room!)
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic (Four Jews in a room!)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch, funny funny funny funny (Slavery! Slavery!)
Four Jews in a room bitching (in a room bitching)
Bitch bitch-
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four-
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
FIVE!
Five Jews!