Текст песни Jason's Bar Mitzvah - Falsettos 2016 Broadway Company

Whizzer, hey
Suddenly it all came clear
I say let's have my bar mitzvah here

Surprise!

This was Jason's brilliant idea
And I brought the prayer shall

Oooh
It's Jason's bar mitzvah

Don't you move
Everything will soon be great
Close your eyes while we redecorate

I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres
And someone please eat them

Oooh
It's Jason's bar mitzvah

Lovely
Flowers make things lovely
Champagne makes things lovely, too
Everyrhing's amiss

Drink up
Anyone for bubbly?

Probably is doubly useful
At a time like this

Cheers
Cheers!
And aren't things lovely?
I feel more helpless than I have in years

Try this on
Mendel, get this thing in gear

Please excuse me if I interfere
But I feel that since I'm the host
It's me who should toast him

Oooh
To Jason's bar mitzvah

I notified the nurses
Told them
"Please do not intrude"

I passed around the food
Then dumped some extra food
Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty

She's cooked for some two hundred guests

We number not that many
Actually... we're seven

Maybe it's not dumb
The way this whole thing ends
The food tastes really yummy

Oh, mummy!

The flowers seem to sparkle (Lovely)
Candlelabra sets the tone
(I must make things...)
The wine is very soothing (...lovely)
Soothes the something, something
Someone needed soothing
(Put everything in it's place) I think perhaps I'm overdressed
I think perhaps it doesn't matter that you are (Ready for the band...)
But, here we are
Jason's bar mitzvah looks like the books say it should
Cheers
And aren't things lovely?
Everything is lovely
I feel more helpless than I have in years

Here he comes
Fix his tie
Trina, try to make him smile more
Don't know why
But he looks like Marvin

How did you turn out so great?
Who do I thank for the man you turned into?
Kid, do you know how proud I am?
If I dont show how proud I am
You hold my dreams, kid
I burst at the seams 'cause of you

Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Son of Marvin
Son of Trina
Son of Whizzer
Son of Mendel
And godchild to the lesbians from next door
Sing, oh sing, oh sing

Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh
Heh-oh-non vi-low
Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale
Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh