Текст песни I Hate Updates - Aton O'Cat

In the morning I start up my PC
One moment please we are updating your device
It always takes so very long just that is the guarantee
If it only was a moment wouldn't that be nice?

Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid
Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid

At night they automatically update my smartphone
At first that sounds good because not in my time
They improve the software as steady as a stone
But they create bugs more than onetime

Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid
Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid

And what about my car after maintenance?
When they updated my control panel
I almost lost car control and had to call insurance
Why did they let me drive and didn't they tell?

Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid
Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid

Man I hate updates updates updates
They really really really really really frustrate
Please take Bill to the gates
Let him fixate on something else to fix and aid

Man I hate updates updates updates
And by the way I hate passwords too!