Текст песни Celebrity - Audrey

Un deux trois quatre
I'm so pretty carved and pristine
I'm so lovely and I never scream
I'm in the army
Join us
Join me
It's not the real one we're "As Seen on T.V."
I bet you never saw it coming
When you fell for me
Oh-oh The New Celebrity
Mistakes that I've made are news to me
You'll never hear them
How else could it be?
I bet you never saw it coming
When you fell for me
Oh-oh The New Celebrity
All that glitters isn't gold
I hope that you've been told
And these lights there're growing old
I feel like I've been sold
I got a start here
Make me a part here
Celebrities never grow old
Chivalry is not dead but I can't find your help
I'll use my Taser I'll protect myself (laugh)
Have you heard of Stepford?
A town not far away
I've been invited and I plan to stay
I bet you never saw it coming
When you fell for me
Oh-oh The New Celebrity