Текст песни The King Speaks - Avatar

The King is now stepping out into the balcony, to the cheers of the crowd. He is wearing the royal cape and crown,
And seems to be in good health.
His mustache is in excellent condition this morning,
Which of course is a good sign for an early spring.
He is now getting ready to speak
My dear citizens
Today is a great day for me,
And therefore, of course, for the whole kingdom."
I have the great privilege to announce that the royal enema has been carried through with success,
And that my Majesty is no longer constipated
Naturally, this is particularly good news for the peasantry in our beautiful country
And we ought to expect excellent productivity out of the fields.
Furthermore
I took a bath this morning.
The crowd cheers
The bath was warm, dignified, and reinvigorating.
And I look forward to see what the Royal Brewery will be able to achieve with my Majesty's royal residue
Very well, that was all for today
Now, it's time for volleyball
Live well, my citizens
God save the King