Текст песни Lazy Ass Bitch - Awkward Marina

I got a car that I can't drive
I got a gift that I can't open
As long as I am alive
I'm gonna sit here just hopin'

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I've got these legs and they're not walking
'Cause every moment I've just had enough

I'm at motivation zero
And I need a hero
Who can electrocute me back to life
I'm at motivation zero
Who cares about tomorrow?
I don't!
No no no no

Lazy ass bitch, bit- bitch
Lazy ass bitch
Ughhhhh

I haunt this house like a monster
I wreck it up like a volcano
I won't go out on a Friday
The number-one couch potato

"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I've got these legs and they're not walking
'Cause every moment I've just had enough

I'm at motivation zero
And I need a hero
Who can electrocute me back to life
I'm at motivation zero
Who cares about tomorrow?
I don't!
No no no no

Couch potato, make me into french fries
Mash me up, my brain's already like that
I don't intend to move today
What does it matter anyway

Couch potato, make me into french fries
Mash me up, my brain's already like that
I don't intend to move today
What does it matter anyway

Lazy ass bitch, bit- bitch
Lazy ass bitch
Ughhhhh

I'm at motivation zero
And I need a hero
Who can electrocute me back to life
I'm at motivation zero
Who cares about tomorrow?
I don't!
No no no no

I'm a lazy ass bitch, and I don't care what you think of me
Lazy ass bitch, but it's really starting to get to me
Lazy ass bitch, lying face-down on the carpet
I'm a lazy ass bitch and I don't know how to stop it

Lazy ass bitch, bit- bitch
Lazy ass bitch
Ughhhhh