Текст песни Comedy Can Be Dangerous - Billy Crystal

Comedy can be dangerous, my friends I'll tell you what
When you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut
With a chortle, they could crack up, so beware there is the chance
You could make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants

Fall out of bed, and hit the head
While rolling on the floor
Their body's shake, their sides will ache
They'll laugh until they're sore
There's a funny bone, a danger zone
That's some place no one knows
If you hit that zone, hold the phone
'Cause milk shoots out their nose

Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff
Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off
Jokes and gags, hit em' hard with punchlines, so I've read
You could leave a kid in stitches, or even knock em' dead

(Knock knock)
Who's there
(Police)
Police who
(Police end this song)