Текст песни Legend in My Spare Time - Bloodhound Gang

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe
Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
'Cause I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness Monster
Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door could you be a sponsor?
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When I'm feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin
Gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass 'cause the girlies got smiles
You're gettin' on my case like The Rockford Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's givin' it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
No rhyme no reason no job no class
And we don't go near the ghetto 'cause they'd shoot our ass

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

If you ain't ever been to the suburbs, don't you ever come to the suburbs,
'Cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs.

'Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
I'm as deep as the plot to a gay porn
So uh-oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
I know that she's a hottie but damn that girl could party
So come to me mama it ain't no crime
I'm the skilled love doctor growlin' What's your sign?
I did the Flaming Waffle with Ho Chi Minh
Your girl's a dollar bill we don't know where she's been
J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
You're too what? shy shy huh what?
Hush hush yeah I knew why
'Cause we're playin' the Palladium you can't get on Star Search
Daddy Legs standin' tall he can do the funky lurch
And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
You know I know you know you're not the tough guy that I thought you were

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

'Cause I wop bop a loo bop
Ha cha cha chatch
Come lick my balls
Viva la my crotch
'Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy your mama thinks I'm crazy
But neither of them know that you are carryin' my baby
And I'm the Amos I'm the Andy I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy
I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
And your throat is swollen gloryholin' ya blew us
George Burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low
That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I'm a legend in my spare time