Текст песни Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (Hemlock Mix) - Bloodhound Gang
Why
is
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
The
morn'
that
I
was
born
my
old
man
beat
up
the
doctor
He
clocked
the
doctor
cause
the
doctor
said
I
looked
like
Chewbacca
The
doctor
said
sir
you′re
misled
sir
which
infers
you
mistook
me
I
did
not
mean
your
lovely
wife
was
shackin'
up
with
a
wookie
What
I
mean
is
Wolverine
is
less
hairy
than
your
son
He's
looks
like
Chewie
Baba
Booey
Baba
Booey
and
Hong
Kong
Phooey
all
in
one
To
put
it
mild
your
new-born
child′s
completely
nutty
fu-fu
lookin′
I'd
shove
him
back
into
the
oven
until
he
is
done
cookin′
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Cause
my
fifteen
year-old
cousin
has
less
acne
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Ain't
brushed
them
teeth
since
1983
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Cause
you
got
the
grooming
habits
of
a
chimpanzee
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
you′re
white
but
you
got
a
nose
like
Bill
Cosby
Why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Always
pickin'
and
rippin′
apart
poor
ol'
Jimmy
Pop
Ali
I
got
a
schnoz
like
the
'Cos′
but
there′s
a
lot
more
wrong
with
you
So
back
me
up
Bill
yea
and
you're
ugly
too
So
what
if
I
brush
my
teeth
with
a
piece
of
cheddar
cheese
Or
where
a
fish
net
shirt
by
Chams
with
my
Sergio
Valenti
jeans
And
my
mirror
never
lies
but
it
always
verifies
I
got
more
cheese
and
pepperoni
than
a
homemade
pizza
pie
You
compare
me
to
a
Monchichi
but
I
don′t
understand
Why
I'm
scorned
like
I′m
deformed
like
the
Elephant
Man
And
yea
I
took
my
mom
to
the
prom
but
hey
she
asked
me
first
But
at
least
this
time
I
didn't
find
my
date
in
the
back
of
a
hearse
About
as
popular
with
the
girls
with
Englebert
Humperdink
And
that
might
be
′cause
everybody
calls
me
Shrinky
Dink
I
know
I'm
known
as
Polaroid
I'm
not
a
total
retard
It′s
cause
I′m
done
in
sixty
seconds
and
you'll
still
want
it
enlarged
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
ya
wore
velour
flares
until
the
late
Eighties
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
you
run
like
a
girl
and
sit
down
to
pee
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
your
only
school
chum
was
the
lunch
lady
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
You
took
your
mom
to
the
prom
but
still
got
lucky
Like
that
episode
where
Gilligan
gets
sick
of
being
teased
And
he
breaks
into
the
Professor′s
lab
and
makes
some
LSD
Peaks
freaks
and
eats
the
Skipper's
brains
then
beats
Ginger
with
coconuts
As
Mr.
Howell
and
Lovey
burn
alive
inside
their
grass
hut
Oh
he′ll
kill
again
that
Gilligan
they
he
should
of
let
him
be
And
like
a
postal
clerk
I'll
go
beserk
if
you
don′t
stop
teasing
me
See
the
trick
is
only
pick
on
those
that
can't
do
you
no
harm
Like
the
drummer
from
Def
Leppard′s
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard's
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard's
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard′s
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard′s
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard's
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard′s
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard's
only
got
one
arm
The
drummer
from
Def
Leppard′s
only
got
one
arm
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Cause
my
fifteen
year-old
cousin
has
less
acne
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Ain′t
brushed
them
teeth
since
1983
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
you
got
the
grooming
habits
of
a
chimpanzee
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
you′re
white
but
you
got
a
nose
like
Bill
Cosby
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Cause
ya
wore
velour
flares
until
the
late
Eighties
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin'
on
me?
Cause
you
run
like
a
girl
and
sit
down
to
pee
But
why′s
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Cause
your
only
school
chum
was
the
lunch
lady
But
why's
everbody
always
pickin′
on
me?
Cause
no
one
likes
you
monkey
boy.
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