Bo's Vacation

Said, "Joe"
"Yeah?"
"I heard you was gonna take a vacation"
"Yeah, man, I'm goin' home"
"Goin' home to see your old lady, huh?"
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Well, I just, uh, figured so
Are you gonna call her and let her know you're comin', ain't ya?"
"No, I don't need to call my wife and let
Her know I'm comin' home, are you a fool?"
"You know, you been gone a long time, yeah"
"Yeah, I know it, but I, I still don't have to call home"
"If I was you, I'd call home
You know, I'm goin' on my vacation too"
"You is? When you leavin'?"
"I'm leavin' in the mornin'"
"Well, I'm leavin' the day after you leave"
"Yeah? Don't be in no hurry to get home, hear?"
"Well, if I was you, I'd sure call her
She might tell you to, to hold it up for a few days
Well, I'll see ya later, Joe"
"Take it easy, man"

"Man, I sure wish I could leave here today"
"Why you wish you could leave here today?"
"Man, ol' Tim gone already, he gone on his vacation
He live 'bout thirty-five miles from me"
"He do?"
"Yeah"
"I'm goin' home too"
"When you leavin'?"
"I'm leavin' day after tomorrow"
"Yeah, I heard"
"Ol' Tim gone already"
"Well, fellas, it's time for me to be checkin' out
I'll be back in two days"