Текст песни I've Been Told (Skit) - C-Mob

The Devil: So, I see you've been pretty busy.
How you like the job and all your powers so far?
C-Mob: Man, I could get used to this
The Devil: That's good to hear
C-Mob: So, tell me this.
Since the Devil's job is to see if people are worthy of God's
Blessings, that means we have a
Direct line of communication to God, right?
The Devil: That is correct
C-Mob: So when do I get to talk to God?
The Devil: That all depends on your final
Decision, whether or not you choose to keep the job
C-Mob: Okay, right on.
I've always wanted to talk to God.
I got a lot of questions I'd like to ask him
The Devil: Him? What makes you think God's a man?
C-Mob: Hold on. So you mean to tell me God's a woman?
The Devil: Hehe, I guess you'll never know unless you take the job
C-Mob: Ha, you know you're an asshole, right?
The Devil: Hehehehe, I've been told. And speaking of women,
Mortal ones that is,
You know you can use your powers for more than just terror, right?
C-Mob: What you mean?
The Devil: Women, they find it very hard to resist the Devil's charm
C-Mob: Shit! Women already find it hard to resist my
Charm. I don't need your devil powers for that. haha
The Devil: Hehehehe, you know you're an asshole, right?
C-Mob: Ha! Yeah, I've been told