Chas & Dave - Gertcha текст песни

Текст песни Gertcha - Chas & Dave




Now there's a word that I don't understand
I hear it every day from my old man
It may be Cockney rhyming slang
It ain't in no school book
He says it every time that he gets mad
A regular caution is my old dad
Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When the kids are swinging on the gate
Gertcha!
When the paperboy's half an hour late
Gertcha!
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
Gertcha!
When the barber starts digging up his bean
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
That's the old man's game!
Now the old man was a Desert Rat
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
How me mother could have fancied that
I just don't know
But when the enemy came in sight
They gave up without a fight
They rubbed him up the wrong way
This is what they heard him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When me rock and roll records wake him up
Gertcha!
When the Poles knock England out of the cup
Gertcha!
When the kids are banging on his door
Gertcha!
When the barman won't serve him any more
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When the dog's left a message on the step
Gertcha!
Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
Gertcha!
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
Gertcha!
When the houseflies are flying round his food
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When me mother says he can't go down the pub
Gertcha!
Sister's boyfriend putting sister up the club
Gertcha!
When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
Gertcha!
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
Gertcha!
When me mother locks him out of the flat
Gertcha!
When it's raining and he can't find his hat
Gertcha!
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
Gertcha!
Next-door neighbour, when he won't give him a tow
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!



Авторы: Charles Hodges, David Peacock


Chas & Dave - Double Bubble
Альбом Double Bubble
дата релиза
14-05-2001

1 Slap Bang
2 Rabbit
3 Aint No Pleasing You
4 The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here)
5 Stars On 45|When I'm Cleaning Windows|Any Old Iron|Run, Rabbit Run|The Laughing Policeman|Knees Up Mother Brown
6 Margate
7 London Girls
8 Harry Was A Champion
9 Turn That Noise Down
10 Wallop!
11 Gertcha
12 Mustn't Grumble
13 Flying
14 Massage Parlour
15 Poor Old Mr. Woogie
16 I Wonder In Whose Arms
17 That Old Piano
18 In Sickness And In Health
19 Snooker Loopy
20 Behave Yourself
21 Give It Some Stick Mick
22 Bored Stiff
23 Wish I Could Write A Love Song
24 My Melancholy Baby
25 Come Round And Hear My Gramophone
26 Rye House
27 I'm Not All There
28 Carolina, I Hear You Calling
29 Anniversary Song
30 Hot Meat Pies, Saveloys And Trotters
31 Rufus Rastus Johnson Brown
32 Billy Muggins
33 I'm An Airman
34 Black And White Rag
35 I Wanna Say Hello
36 Auntie Skinner's Chicken Dinners
37 Hard Up And Happy
38 It's A Windy Night Tonight
39 End My Old Cigar
40 Eleven More Months And Ten More Days
41 How Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down On The Farm?
42 While London Sleeps
43 Alabamy Bound
44 Picking All The Big Ones Out
45 What I Want Is A Proper Cup Of Coffee
46 Beer Belly Banjos
47 Breakfast In Bed
48 Sweet Violets
49 Walla Walla Wallaperoo
50 What Happens After The Ball?
51 Wait Till The Sun Shines Nellie
52 Down Fell The Pony In A Fit
53 You Can't Help Laughing Can You
54 Come Round And Hear My Gramophone (Reprise)
55 Sling Your Hook
56 But I Do
57 When The Leaves Come Tumbling Down
58 Someday
59 Near You
60 Why Didn't You Tell Me?
61 Walking My Baby Back Home
62 Black Hills Of Dakota
63 You Got Love
64 Just A Little Lovin' Early In The Mornin'
65 The Clouds Will Soon Roll By
66 You're The One Rose
67 Whispering
68 Every Little While
69 I Used To Sigh For A Silvery Moon
70 I Wanna Go Back To The Farm
71 Down Where The Swanee River Flows
72 I'll String Along With You
73 Halfway To Heaven
74 I'm Afraid To Open Your Letter
75 Bye Bye Blues




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