In Sickness And In Health

When we got married I took the marriage vows
In sickness and in health I said "I do,
For richer, for poorer till death us do part",
And you said that you'd honour and obey me too

But it wasn't very long before I soon found out
The one who wore the trousers was you
Now after all these years at last I'm pushing you about
But in sickness and in health I said "I do".

When we was courting you used to say to me
"My darling I can't wait until we're wed -
I'll iron all your trousers, sew buttons on your shirts,
I'll think the world of you", that's what you said.

But it wasn't very long before you changed your tune
Moan all day and night that's all you do
Me dinner's always burnt when I come home from up the pub
But in sickness and in health I love ya
In sickness and in health I said "I do".

When we got married I took the marriage vows
In sickness and in health I said "I do
For richer, for poorer till death us do part",
And you said that you'd honour and obey me too

But it wasn't very long before I soon found out
The one who wore the trousers was you
Now after all these years at last I'm pushing you about
But in sickness and in health I love ya
In sickness and in health I said "I do".