Текст песни Fatty Farty Dookies - Corrupt8boss

There's poo running down my leg
And the smell is worse than rotten eggs
I'm being laughed at by all my friends
Me and my ass need to make amends

Because this poo shit is getting out of hand
I've had to throw out 12 different pairs of pants
Why does this happen to me all the time
My bowels and my ass are crossing the line

Because if a mans pants are full of shit then how can you say he's not
I leave my dirty pants in the corner of my room to rot
My shit is smelly but it's the only thing that I've got
Good thing that it comes out of my ass a lot

My pants are full of poo
But that's no concern to you
It's no concern to you

Good news, it's not running down my leg anymore
Bad news, it's reached my sock

Now whenever I walk my shoes make that squish sound
And it also plays whenever I sit down
The fact that this is all I'm known for is so tragic
I wish that I could erase everyones memory with magic
Cause being the guy who shit himself isn't really cool
Especially when it's the only thing that I'm known for at school
And even worse
The poo has reached my shoe