Текст песни That Band - Craig Cardiff

Oh you're from Canada, we love Canadians here
Oh, Joni Mitchell, Don McLean
Oh what he did for our country with that song about pie
Listen would you mind just playing a little Canadian cocktail please
That would be wonderful, thank you so much
Can I get another beer please?
One thing I was thinking about
Oh you're from Canada, we love Canadians here
(Do you know any fast or good songs because
Your music is boring the shit out of me)
Oh, Joni Mitchell, Don McLean
Oh what he did for our country with that song about pie
Listen would you mind just playing a little Canadian cocktail please
(Listen kid, you've got a face for radio, a face for radio)
That would be wonderful, thank you so much
Can I get another beer please?
One thing I was thinking about
(Play the hip!)
Oh you're from Canada, we love Canadians here
(Do you know any fast or good songs because
Your music is boring the shit out of me)
Oh, Joni Mitchell, Don McLean
Are you going to play anything?
I don't know anything, I can't understand a word he's saying
(Listen kid, you've got a face for radio, a face for radio)
His accent is so thick, so thick!
Oh one night, down there in Boston
Down there in Cleveland Square
There was a sound that came around
That came out of nowhere
And the bar manager he greeted us
Said "Oh you're late"
About the contract, it was sent back
There were a few changes made
And the opening band had gear that worked
All their t-shirts matched
And they took the stage
And sounded like Rage Against the Machine
Well they kicked our asses and well
That band says they're big in Europe
Oh well, that band says they're big in Japan
Oh, that band says they're gonna do it
I do not know and I do not believe
Oh, well you called out from side stage
"And don't you know
Ain't it Billy the Piano Man, and Joel, Joel, Joel"
Oh and you raged all night through the smoke
And you wore them out and you said
"Oh please don't go and fall anymore
I don't think I could keep track of my, keep track of myself"
That band says they're big in Europe
Oh well, that band says they're big in Japan
Oh, that band says they're gonna do it
I do not know and I do not believe
Is he making fun of me?
If he's making fun of me I'm gonna clock him
But if he's making fun of the people behind me I think that's clever
I'm gonna buy his CD after the show
One thing I was thinking about
One thing I was thinking about
One thing I was thinking about is
Maybe if you could play something good
Is he making fun of me?
If he's making fun of me I'm gonna clock him
But if he's making fun of the people behind me I think that's clever
I'm gonna buy his CD after the show
Do you know they still have a Queen?
Are these peanuts free?
Can I get a beer over here please?
One thing I was thinking about is
Maybe if you could play something good
Thank you