Waffle House

Well, you might think I'm way off course
But you could sum up America's political discourse
And you might could believe it or maybe you won't
But red states got the Waffle House
Blue states don't

Might be the bacon and cheese grit diet
Or the sausage that makes folks lean to the right
Or Uncle Joe's pork chops big as a boat
Red states got the Waffle House
Blue states don't

What makes a fella favor Nixon over JFK? (JFK)
Might be all of them hash browns
Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked
Diced, peppered, cap-topped country
Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked
Diced, peppered, cap-topped country

So let the pundits worry about the gender gap
Tax policy, all of that crap
It ain't gay marriage or the war on dope
Red states got the Waffle House
Blue states don't
Red states got the Waffle House
Blue states don't