Текст песни Good Luck to my Future Wife - Different Boats

Good luck to my future wife
Good luck to my future life
Will I ever get to meet you? Will you meet another guy
Will I just die alone without anyone to hold
Will I meet another girl who leaves me before I'm old
Will I get to hold your hand when the winter feels like hell
Or do you even exist? Will I just die by myself (yuh)
These are just things I think about so good luck to you
You'll have to put up with my shit to be in a better mood
Will we get separated and sleep in different rooms
Will we fight about who goes to work and who uses the broom
Will we have kids and will we have a house
Or are we gonna be homeless and crash on mother's couch
Are we gonna be healthy and loving towards one another
Or am I gonna be sleeping while you're kissing on my brother

These are just things I think about
These are just things I think about
These are just things I think about
Why can't we just meet and then make out
I could really use you right now
I'm not in a good place and I could use some comfort
I'm looking at hell but I could use you as a buffer
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Tell me, tell me, tell me

Do you even exist
If you don't exist, I'm gonna be so fuckin pissed
So tell me do you even exist
Do you even exist
Why can't we just meet and then kiss
Tell me do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist my future bride
But do you even exist
Will I just die alone, inside

I think if I meet you it'll be real apparent
I'm really excited to show you to my parents
And if I ever meet you I hope I know that you're my soulmate
If ever meet you I just know that it will be great
We can sit and drink juice then move to turn off the news
And then watch Rick and Morty while our barriers get loose
Cause that shit's fire so why not watch it all day
But then you start to get naked and then you say my name
And it sounds so fucking good when you say my name
And I wish that I knew yours
So say my name baby and tell me yours

These are just things I think about
These are just things I think about
These are just things I think about
Why can't we just meet and then make out
I could really use you right now
I'm not in a good place and I could use some comfort
I'm looking at hell but I could use you as a buffer
Now tell me do you even exist
Just be honest with me I really wanna know but tell me
Do you even exist? Tell me

Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Why can't we just meet and then kiss
Tell me. Do you even exist
If you don't exist, I'm gonna be so fuckin pissed
But tell me do you even exist
Good luck to my future wife
Good luck to my future wife
One day we'll get married and have a great life
Only if I meet you and I can't take my time
Do you even exist
Good luck to my future wife
Good luck to my future wife
Do you even exist
Tell me do you even exist
Do you even exist
Oh tell me do you even exist
Do you even exist
Good luck to my future wife
Good luck to my future wife

Why can't you come sooner? I need you
I want some extra lips that I can breathe through
I wanna take your tongue and wrap it around mine
I wonder what would happen if we met tonight
Or have I already met you
Were you that girl that cheated on me
The one that always said sorry
The one I never kissed but I really wanted to
Were you the girl that I pissed off and now she wants something new
Which one? I hope you were none of them
Cause if you were I don't know if I could fall in love again
Good luck
Good luck to my future wife
I know right now you're probably with another guy
But hopefully one day we can meet and you'll be mine
You know who you're dealing with
I'm not good with emotions
I can't make moves so you'll have to start the motions
Warning you right now I'm not the greatest
But that's what love's about is finding strength in the weakness
When I'm insecure you'll pick me up
You'll act really horny when we're falling out of love
You'll tell me that I'm the sweetest when I'm being such a jackass
Baby, I'll do the same for you and not just for that ass
But instead, because I love you
I love you so much and I'll never get over it
Why can't we meet right now and get over it
I got these emotions and I can't get over it
I just fuckin' love you and I'll never get over it
I'll never get over it
I'll never get over it
I love you so much and I never even met you
These are just things
These are just things

These are just things I think about
These are just things I think about
These are just things I think about
Why can't we just meet and then make out
I could really use you right now
I'm not in a good place and I could use some comfort
I'm looking at hell but I could use you as a buffer

Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist
Do you even exist

Oh tell me do you even exist
Baby, I just wanna know if you exist
Uh, really it's not that hard of a question
Why can't you just tell me? Just come a little sooner
Come into my life and tell me, just kiss me all over the place
I just wanna know
Good luck to my future wife
Do you even exist
These are just things I think about
Good luck to my future wife
And these are just things I think about
But do you even exist
Good luck to my future wife
These are just things I think about
But do you even exist
Tell do you even exist
Good luck to my future wife
Thank you for being my wife in the future
Come now, please
Do you even exist
Do you even exist