He's So Married

He's so charming, so attractive
He's so healthy, he's so active
He's so married
He's so sweet and sentimental.
He's so strong and yet so gentle
He's so married
At a party, he's a riot
In the moonlight, he's so quiet but you see
He has that certain personality
He's the kind you like to sing to
He's so awfully nice to cling to
He's so married
He's so very, very clever
You would think he'd never be so married
He's so heavily endowed with all those heavenly endowments
Every girl looks for when she looks for a he
Gee, he's so handsome and he's so married
(When his wedding bells were ringing)
(There was only one girl singing)
And she'll keep on singing through eternity
Gee, I'm so happy he's so married to me