Текст песни Sith-Inator - Dr. Doofenshmirtz

You see, the Force with me is weak
I've never been that hip or chic,
People treat me like a freak
Sometimes they even boo and hiss.

Let me tell you, even though
My midi-chlorians are low,
I'll be the Death Star's CEO
When they get a load of this...

It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been.

You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine,
They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"

When this is operational,
I'll zap myself, then bam!
The Force will be so strong with me,
They'll all know who I am!

And all those bureaucrats
That used to point and jeer and joke
If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke.

Moff Tarkin will respect me,
Give me medals and a raise.
With all my newfound Sith-iness,
I'll set the Force ablaze!

The Emperor who used to only
Greet me with a yawn,
He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
Much like Alderaan.

It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been.

You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine,
They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"

It's my Sith-inator,
It's got evil moving parts,
I'm a Sith creator
And my evil's off the charts!

And my portrait will be placed
On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths...
And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths!

I'll no longer be the lowest
The fastest, not the slowest,
The yes-est, not the no-est,
And you'll all be eating crow-est,
I'll no longer be the lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!

Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!